"O.K. Dick, can we bomb Iraq and get the American people behind us?
Tenet, how much fabricated “intel” do we have before Shock and Awe can begin?
Find me credible motives to defend this pre-emptive war!
Condi, is your drawing of that mushroom cloud done?
Laura, can you read me that passage again in Revelation about armageddon?
Rumsfeld, have our flights over Iraq softened the targets enough to get this
S & A attack going?
Colin, are you ready to make your ominous presentation at the U.N.?
Good.
Saddam, keep your shorts on, boy, cuz' we're going to start to Shock and Awe your ass off!
Time for some pretzels."
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