Monday, June 06, 2005

POTHEADS AND INTERSTATE COMMERCE

The highest court in the United States, the Supreme Court, no longer wants you to get high on your own or with a doctor’s prescription.

The rich and powerful pharmaceutical companies want your business and your money.

The Feds don’t want you to interfere with Interstate Commerce (whatever in the heck this means!)

They do not want you to grow your own marijuana!

This competes with the profit trough of the pharmaceutical behemoths.

You shall not be allowed to get high or be permitted to relieve your pain on the cheap.

No way Jose!

The Supreme Court agrees with the drug companies.

Do it their way, or it’s the highway (and prison!).

The F.B.I. will now, I suppose, start raiding homes for dangerous marijuana plants.

Hide your Mary Jane!

Flush those joints!

All of you pot smokers are lawbreakers and will be brought to Justice!

Now go have a cigarette with that martini.

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