Tuesday, September 26, 2006

THE PUNCTUATOR

Honey, you need to study your grammar book before you use any more punctuation marks to express your political ideas.
Yeah, I know.
I meant to say that a semi-colon, not a comma, is what Iraq will mean when its history is written.
Or just a period.
So my comma was half-right.
I was only missing a period.
I’m sure History will understand me.
It already understands how inept I am at using words.
O.K.
Now teach me about these intestinal colons and runny sentences.

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