Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump should be blindfolded and meet in a big ring to mud wrestle.
Three judges will decide who wins.
No spitting, hair-pulling or headlocks.
Biting remarks are fine, but biting is not.
This event will be a charity event at one of the Casinos in Las Vegas.
Charge $5,000 for front row seats.
Rosie and Donald will wear helmets, not just to cover the Trump’s mop, but to protect each of their big heads.
Let the mud wrestlers go five rounds in the messy muck, and make each round two minutes with a one minute break.
Rosie and Donald will not be permitted to see each other at the end of the match.
(Heaven knows what ugly faces these two mudslingers might make. It could produce a riot.)
Rosie and Donald will remain blindfolded when they leave the ring.
Bodyguards will escort Rosie and Donald to their rooms.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
Three judges will decide who wins.
No spitting, hair-pulling or headlocks.
Biting remarks are fine, but biting is not.
This event will be a charity event at one of the Casinos in Las Vegas.
Charge $5,000 for front row seats.
Rosie and Donald will wear helmets, not just to cover the Trump’s mop, but to protect each of their big heads.
Let the mud wrestlers go five rounds in the messy muck, and make each round two minutes with a one minute break.
Rosie and Donald will not be permitted to see each other at the end of the match.
(Heaven knows what ugly faces these two mudslingers might make. It could produce a riot.)
Rosie and Donald will remain blindfolded when they leave the ring.
Bodyguards will escort Rosie and Donald to their rooms.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
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