Texas prison system running out of execution drug
Connect me to Governor Perry.
This is the Prison Warden.
One moment please.
Warden, Governor Perry is tied up in a meeting right now.
May I give him a brief message?
Tell the governor we can’t execute any more prisoners because we ran out of our drug that does the executin’.
Thank you sir.
I’ll give the Governor your message.
PRISON WARDEN (To himself):
Tied up, yeah I bet he’s tied up…his underwear's tied up in a bunch of knots.
(After 30 minutes)
Yeah, Rick Perry.
I hear you’ve ran out of the stuff that snuffs out the prisoners.
That’s correct sir.
Well, do we still have bullets and rope?
Then there’s no problem.
Just put a noose on your rope and bullets in your rifle.
Sir, isn’t that a little uncivilized?
GOVERNOR PERRY: (Laughs)
Warden, we’re not in the business to civilize our prisoners, but to kill them.
Just shoot ‘em or hang ‘em.
Leave the civilizing up to us Republicans.
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