Robots. Aliens. Monsters. Smurfs. Hobbits. Superheroes. Carlos Danger.
Wars have been winding down (sort of).
Ice caps are still melting at a good clip.
Our phones and computers are being monitored.
Hamburgers---described as gray and slimy---are now being grown in test tubes.
Justin Bieber is still spitting on people.
Limbaugh and Hannity may soon be out of jobs.
The Pope says it’s o.k. to be gay.
The sun still rises.
IT’S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!