Friday, August 01, 2008

MARS

Marsha: Honey, what’s that noise?

Marty: The Americans are back.

Marsha: Why?

Marty: They’re probing our planet to find out if there’s any life up here.

Marsha: That’s all?

Marty: No, they also want our water.

Marsha: Why?

Marty: Because somebody called Sam-and-Ella is killing people on Earth.

Marsha: Well, I guess it won’t hurt if that’s all they want to do.

Marty: But it’s not. After their pre-emptive invasion they’re going to occupy us.

Marsha: What can we do?

Marty: Keep moving. Keep hiding.

Marsha: O.K. I’ll start packing.

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!

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