When it comes to oil John McCain wants to Drill.
Barack Obama wants to
Duel.
Both candidates are slinging spears and arrows between mud balls.
McCain even catapulted Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
I should turn off the TV and wait for the debates, but I can’t help myself.
I’m as addicted to this political battle as I am to oil.
It would be fun, however, to watch John McCain and Barack Obama do the following:
1. Wrestle in mud.
2. Duel with pistols (using blanks).
3. Duel with swords (made of plastic).
4. Duel with light sabers.
5. Pin the tail on the donkey (and the elephant).
IT’S THE OIL STUPID!
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