Sunday, August 31, 2008

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST


McCain Aide: Who do you want to be your vice-president?

John McCain: A young and beautiful woman.

McCain Aide: What about the issue of experience?

John McCain: Experience will take a back seat to Beauty and Youth.

McCain Aide: Why a woman?

John McCain: A woman will give my campaign the “Clinton effect”.

McCain Aide: But she has less experience than Barack and...

John McCain: But she will give my conservative base someone with guns…guts…and she’s gorgeous!

McCain Aide: But what if you kick the bucket sooner, and not later, after you become president?

John McCain: Then all of my friends and this country will have a president that they can stand to look at for a change.





IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

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