Dick Cheney: Hello. Yes, this is Dick. What do you have for me?
NASA: Well, Mr. Vice-President, I have some good news.
Dick Cheney: Quack! I can use some good news.
NASA: Sir, there IS life on Mars. We just haven’t told the public yet.
Dick Cheney: Life? As in bacterial life?
NASA: No sir, much bigger and much worse than bacteria.
Dick Cheney: Lawyers?
NASA: That’s close. We found Martians and they have Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Dick Cheney: QUACK! You might know that those damn things would end up on Mars.
NASA: Yes sir.
Dick Cheney: Alright. I’ll tell the Decider.
NASA: What do you plan to do next?
Dick Cheney: What do you think? We’re going to shock and awe the hell out of them! I won’t miss this time.
IT’S THE OIL STUPID!
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