Tuesday, August 26, 2008

OVERHEARD DURING THIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION



“I’m John McCain---and my cheek is ready to explode.”

“I’m Barack Obama---and I need a change.”

“I’m Bill Clinton---and I need some pizza and an intern.”

“I’m Hillary Clinton---and I need a catharsis and a pantsuit.”

“I’m Vice President Cheney---and I’m a big, lying Dick.”

“I’m George W. Bush---and I deserve to be exiled from this solar system."



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!



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