THE BUBONIC PLAGUE

Forget for a moment about the bloody debacle of Dubya's Iraq war and the tragedy produced by Hurricane Katrina.
The Black Plague is on the loose in New Jersey!
That's right...the BUBONIC PLAGUE!
Three (not blind) mice are missing in (or from) a laboratory in the Garden State.
Where is the Pied Piper?
Where in the heck is security at this “bio-terrorism research facility”?
It's no wonder that citizens are getting sicker.
It's no wonder that viruses are becoming more deadly and more drug-resistant.
Some officials said that the mice were either stolen or misplaced, but other scientists and investigators think the missing mice were eaten by other mice in the cages.
Put out the d-CON!