RETURN TO LUNA

The USA is heading back to the moon.
But not until 2018.
Maybe by then America will be out of Iraq.
New Orleans will have been rebuilt.
But we are still in the dark about what pre-emptive wars George W. Bush (i.e. Dick "Always hiding in his bunker" Cheney and Donald "Duck the question" Rumsfeld) have planned.
North Korea, at least for the time being, has been brought to its senses. (Hunger is a very powerful sense and bargaining chip!)
Syria and Iran are breathing down our necks and aiding the freedom-fighters (I mean terrorists) in Iraq.
On May 25, 1961 John F. Kennedy recommended that the United States land men on the moon before the end of that decade.
If we are to believe our eyes and ears, men did land on the moon in 1969.
Today's technology has had nearly 40 years to advance itself and improve the efficiency of returning to the moon.
Then why is it going to take 13 years to go back to Luna?
Some weirdos are saying that WE NEVER LANDED ON MOON. THAT IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME!
Yes, and water is not wet.
Let's get rolling.