Stop throwing the Constitution in my face! IT'S JUST A GODDAMNED PIECE OF PAPER!

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING!
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE DREAMING!
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE PEEPING!
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SCHEMING!
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE EATING!
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE LEAKING!
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SPEAKING!
HE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!
WHO IS HE?
WRONG!
NOT SANTA CLAUS!
IT'S GEORGE W. BUSH!