"The NSA has been spying on Americans for decades and Echelon has had the capability to track every communication in real time for at least ten years."
Alex Jones & Paul Joseph Watson, 12/20/05, prisonplanet.com
Mad Plato has just learned that Homeland Security's TIA (or
Terrorist Information Awareness) has been monitoring some recent phone calls made by Mad Plato.
Words that are inside of TIA's computer database, which indicate some type of potential terrorist activity, will trigger the computers to cherry-pick such words out of the air from telephone conversations, and then store them inside of TIA computers for review and analysis.
Here are some pieces of conversations that have been intercepted by TIA:
"Hi Mad Plato. Boy, the party at Sharon's last week was a real bomb!"
"By the way, Bill, were you planning to fire any rockets this Fourth
of July?"
"Yes, Bill, I'll be heading with Aziz, Mark, and Robin to the retreat
next week."
"Wow! I bet you had a blast in Spain last weekend."
So, citizens, be careful what you say on the telephone. Homeland Security is listening to you.
What you say may reward you with a visit by an agent of Homeland Security.
Wait, I hear a knock at my door right nOw...and the phone is ringing.
I must go.
Goodbye.
1 comment:
Pretty funny post. - I have to wonder about the paranoid fantasies of some people. What makes them think that the government even cares what their insignificant butts say on the phone. They don't have the time or resources to follow everyone not would they care if Tommy Dopesmoker is calling for pizza again.
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