HOUSECLEANING TIME

Begin buying your boats and canoes.
Learn how to swim.
The water tables are rising.
The ice caps are melting.
Yes, the sky is falling.
You and I are at fault.
Our planet is heating up because we drive our cars to work and shop at Wal-Mart.
We make the machines and we demand the fuel!
Enjoy life while it's here.
Polar bears are in big trouble.
The dolphins are in trouble.
The human race is in trouble.
It's housecleaning time.
Mother earth is going to cleanse herself.
The filthy, CO2-spewing saps called humans have to shape up or ship out.
Cash in your chips.
Take that last vacation.
Pay the piper.
Party hard.
Kiss your gaseous butts goodbye!