MISSILE ENVY

“If you’ve got nuclear weapons you get respect.”
Andrea Mitchell-MSNBC-July 5, 2006

"If we can develop this we have nothing to fear. Even the American Bastards won't be able to bother us. Whether we live or die, we must quickly develop the Hwasong 6." Kim Jong-il

Although
No-Dong
Went Wrong
And fizzled Out
Some say it’s time to
Take Mr. Kim Jong-il
Out (Not to dinner).
This droll, pygmy leader of North Korea
Has a bad case of Missile Diarrhea.
But who put North Korea, Iran and Iraq
(Axis of Evil Monkeys) on America’s back?