Friday, December 01, 2006

AUTOMATED TARGETING SYSTEM

Data Miner 1: O.K. We have a file on a male.
Age: 58
He's on a flight to New York from London.
Aisle Seat.
He had lamb and rice for dinner.
No alcohol.

Data Miner 2: O.K. Monitoring has been given a green light by Central Computer at DHS.

Data Miner 1: 10-4.

Data Miner 2: Targeted male citizen has just farted.
The Smell-O-Meter is on.
The reading just went through the roof!

Data Miner 1: 10-4.

Data Miner 2: Whew! Glad we're done with this one.

Data Miner 1: 10-4.
O.K.
New target.
Female.
Age 83.
Window seat.
No need to monitor.
She just had a heart attack.

Data Miner 2: 10-4.
Let's take our break.

Data Miner 1: 10-4.

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