Sunday, April 23, 2006

VACATIONS

Congress is still on vacation.
But they have a lot more eggs to hide.
Maybe they should stay on vacation until Christmas.
Save the country some money.
The president ought to start a long vacation, too.
The Long War President should relax.
Mollify those motions (and emotions) to push any bomb-buttons.
Dick Cheney should go shoot some more birds.
Let those pent-up aggressions dissipate.
The "contemptuous, arrogant and dismissive" Rumsfeld (in the words of Ret. Major General John Batiste) should go on permanent vacation. Mr. Rumsfeld has lots of loot from his connections with Aspartame and Tamiflu.
Ms. Rice should go on tour and play the piano (and quit scaring other world leaders with her ominous orbs).
Finally, let our soldiers begin their vacation.

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