Yesterday NPR was discussing black holes with a scientist.
The scientist described how it is theoretically possible to create black holes---and tiny universes!---from raspberries (or any minute-sized object).
Men are still acting like gods.
Greek gods would smack down these uppity humans.
Maybe the Almighty God of Catholicism and Christianity (and all its sects thereof) will be less angry.
Meanwhile, Tony Snow is producing his own black holes.
Snow is coming out of them.
(Yes, stuff like snow can also get out of black holes.)
The (continuing) snow job from the White House is that there is no civil war (one of the best and most unfortunate oxymorons) in Iraq.
David Letterman had a segment last night called WINK, WIPE, WINK.
The Decider winked, wiped his mouth, then winked again. It was another unsavory presidential moment.
In Jon Stewart's Daily Show was the moment of zen segment that showed the Long War President's facial expresssion during a festivity in Vietnam (or Indonesia).
It was scary to behold such jiggling and glazed eyes.
Now I realize why Tony Snow has to give his snow jobs.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
The scientist described how it is theoretically possible to create black holes---and tiny universes!---from raspberries (or any minute-sized object).
Men are still acting like gods.
Greek gods would smack down these uppity humans.
Maybe the Almighty God of Catholicism and Christianity (and all its sects thereof) will be less angry.
Meanwhile, Tony Snow is producing his own black holes.
Snow is coming out of them.
(Yes, stuff like snow can also get out of black holes.)
The (continuing) snow job from the White House is that there is no civil war (one of the best and most unfortunate oxymorons) in Iraq.
David Letterman had a segment last night called WINK, WIPE, WINK.
The Decider winked, wiped his mouth, then winked again. It was another unsavory presidential moment.
In Jon Stewart's Daily Show was the moment of zen segment that showed the Long War President's facial expresssion during a festivity in Vietnam (or Indonesia).
It was scary to behold such jiggling and glazed eyes.
Now I realize why Tony Snow has to give his snow jobs.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
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