I thought that report on red wine consumption was a good one.
Drink a lot of red wine and decrease your chances of heart disease.
Unfortunately, in ten years another study will come out that says,
"Whoops. All of that red wine causes kidney and bladder disease."
But...to the rescue!... is a new product (without any empirical studies yet) that will help immigrants get across the Rio Bravo and over that new border fence.
But it ain't cheap.
It's $1.49 per can.
Right now.
Not a big can either.
The Green Card energy drink is being made by Z-Corp.
Z-Corp's president, Jeff Weiss, was put over the coals by Hannity and Colmes.
Both were upset with Weiss.
Hannity went so far as to tell Mr. Weiss that he was aiding terrorists.
Well, I suppose he is aiding some with his capitalist venture.
But the drink does have vitamins.
America!
What a country!
Anything for making a buck.
Drink a lot of red wine and decrease your chances of heart disease.
Unfortunately, in ten years another study will come out that says,
"Whoops. All of that red wine causes kidney and bladder disease."
But...to the rescue!... is a new product (without any empirical studies yet) that will help immigrants get across the Rio Bravo and over that new border fence.
But it ain't cheap.
It's $1.49 per can.
Right now.
Not a big can either.
The Green Card energy drink is being made by Z-Corp.
Z-Corp's president, Jeff Weiss, was put over the coals by Hannity and Colmes.
Both were upset with Weiss.
Hannity went so far as to tell Mr. Weiss that he was aiding terrorists.
Well, I suppose he is aiding some with his capitalist venture.
But the drink does have vitamins.
America!
What a country!
Anything for making a buck.
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Yes!!! This guy's a genius
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