Tuesday, November 07, 2006

BLOOD FOR OIL!

"We've climbed the mighty mountain. I see the valley below, and it's a valley of peace."
George W. Bush

We are in Iraq to spread Democracy.
We are in Iraq to find WMD.
We are in Iraq so I can continue to get a steady supply of camels.
We are in Iraq so the twins will be proud of their War daddy.
We are in Iraq until the deserts become seas again.
Forget all of the above.
WE ARE IN IRAQ FOR…OIL!
Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah!

"You can imagine a world in which these extremists and radicals got control of energy resources. And then you can imagine them saying, 'We're going to pull a bunch of oil off the market to run your price of oil up unless you do the following. And the following would be along the lines of, well, 'Retreat and let us continue to expand our dark vision.' "

George W. Bush

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