EXECUTIONER'S PRIVILEGE

Reporter 1: President Bush, can you tell us anything new about the recent discovery of tainted tomatoes?

GWB: No. That’s Executive Privilege.

Reporter 2: Sir, what can you tell us about your conversations with Pope Benedict XVI on your recent visit to the Vatican?

GWB: Nothing. Executive Privilege.

Reporter 3: Mr. President, do you have any comments on the recent sworn testimony given to Congress by Scott McClellan?

GWB: No. Executive Privilege.

Reporter 4: Sir, what are your thoughts on the report from NASA that Mars has ice?

GWB: No thoughts. Executive Privilege.

Reporter 5: Mr. President, is it true that Barney might have kidney stones?

GWB: That’s Executive Privilege.

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!