A FEW OBSERVATIONS ON WHAT I HEARD THIS WEEK

1. After Barack Obama won the Democratic nomination

I heard Hillary Clinton say,

“What does Hillary want?”

It sounded like she said,

“What does Hillary ‘rAHnt’”?

But she does RANT a lot, too.

2. Barack Obama can’t be a closet radical.

Take a close look at his face.

From the nose up he looks like…

Richard Nixon!

I kid you not.

Thank you Jack Parr.

3. “Iraq is winning and may turn into a success”.

What exactly is Iraq winning?

What exactly has Iraq lost?

These words come to mind:

“There’s no success like failure,

And failure’s no success at all.”

Thank you Bob Dylan.

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!