Thursday, June 19, 2008

Q & A

How clear is it where John McCain stands on the issues?

It’s about as clear as peering through a lead window beneath a starless and moonless sky.

McCain should now be called McChameleon.

He is a tortured lizard-fish who has flip-flopped so much that pretty soon he won’t be able to navigate in these turbulent, presidential-election waters.

The American public does not want any more lies---or appearances of obfuscation and confusion---or flops.

Obama…full-steam ahead!



What do Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama need to do in their first joint appearance to unite the party?

Have a beer and a shot

Shoot some hoops…then

High-five each other

With hugs!



Is drilling for oil in Alaska and off the coast the answer to high gas prices?

No, it’s just more political sludge.

It’s one more slick, political ploy.

The answer has (literally) been blowing “in the wind” [WINDMILLS] and sitting under “the same sun” [SOLAR] for years now.

But the GOP is giving us more of its dubious GOOP…and

MORE EARTH-ALTERING GASES THAT WILL CONTINUE TO CREATE SUPER-HURRICANES AND SUPER-STORMS!

Save the Planet…but still GO TO MARS!


IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

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