WHERE'S THE BEEF?

President Lee Myung-bak: I apologize to the people of South Korea for saying that I would import cows from America.

Reporter: But Mr. President, don’t you want to import younger cows?

President Lee Myung-bak: The people have spoken. No cows---young or old---from the United States.

Reporter: What will our people eat instead of meat?

President Lee Myung-bak: Kim chi…

And a lot of it.

Reporter: But shouldn’t we also eat meat?

President Lee Myung-bak: Yes, and that’s why I’ve been talking to the Australian government. I’m jumping on the opportunity to replace cows with kangaroos.

Reporter: There’s no chance of getting any mad kangaroos?

President Lee Myung-bak: No. They’re very good pugilists, but they’re not mad like Americans...that is, like American cows.

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!