October 7, 2008
President Bush Discusses Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008
Guernsey Office Products, Inc.
Chantilly, Virginia
October 7, 2008
[A VERY ABBREVIATED VERSION]
THE PRESIDENT:
Thank you all.
[Some of my favorite products are inside the Oval Office]
(Applause.)
I'm pleased to be here at Guernsey Office Products. You sell everything from office supplies to coffee products to furnishings.
[I like things that is furry. That’s why I don’t like armadillos.]
There's no doubt that people from all walks of life and all aspects understand that we're having serious times.
[Except those whose lives have been enriched by me and Dick with our deceitful war in Iraq for oil]
Families are squeezed by the high price of gasoline, and feeling the pinch of food prices and monthly mortgage payments.
[This squeeze is as strong as a python …and the pinch will eventually feel like an alligator is biting down on your eyeballs]
Workers are anxious about whether their paychecks will stretch
[As much as their stomachs and livers]
Some workers are anxious about whether or not they're going to keep their jobs.
[Or find any]
No question the times are tough, but no question America will emerge.
[Just like UFOs do up in the clouds]
The immediate challenge facing the economy is a lack of credit.
[But there is no lack of credit coming from me for this crisis]
Thank you.
[Now…go shop until you drop.]
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
President Bush Discusses Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008
Guernsey Office Products, Inc.
Chantilly, Virginia
October 7, 2008
[A VERY ABBREVIATED VERSION]
THE PRESIDENT:
Thank you all.
[Some of my favorite products are inside the Oval Office]
(Applause.)
I'm pleased to be here at Guernsey Office Products. You sell everything from office supplies to coffee products to furnishings.
[I like things that is furry. That’s why I don’t like armadillos.]
There's no doubt that people from all walks of life and all aspects understand that we're having serious times.
[Except those whose lives have been enriched by me and Dick with our deceitful war in Iraq for oil]
Families are squeezed by the high price of gasoline, and feeling the pinch of food prices and monthly mortgage payments.
[This squeeze is as strong as a python …and the pinch will eventually feel like an alligator is biting down on your eyeballs]
Workers are anxious about whether their paychecks will stretch
[As much as their stomachs and livers]
Some workers are anxious about whether or not they're going to keep their jobs.
[Or find any]
No question the times are tough, but no question America will emerge.
[Just like UFOs do up in the clouds]
The immediate challenge facing the economy is a lack of credit.
[But there is no lack of credit coming from me for this crisis]
Thank you.
[Now…go shop until you drop.]
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
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