BOMB THE VATICAN

BOMB THE VATICAN

By Mad Plato

Today the Bush White House said that it thinks that the Vatican has, may have or might have the capacity to make a nuclear weapon.

A spokesman for the White House said: “We cannot leave to chance the possibility that this Vatican has, may have, or might have a nuclear weapon.

But we think it has a weapon, and naturally our thinking makes it so.

Therefore, at noon on June 12, the United States of America will declare preemptive war on the Vatican and hope for the best.”

[Since writing this, I have learned that June 12, 2005 is the possible day when Iran will be pre-emptively bombed. Hope not! Well, it didn't happen. Today is November 17, 2005.}