Sunday, March 20, 2005

IRAQ NEWS BRIEF



The WMD are not there.

The oil is still there.

Saddam is in a cage there.

The troops and the war are still there.

The electricity and water are still not there.

Freedom and democracy are...

We'll have to wait and see.

Meanwhile, back in the U.S. A.:

Social Security is still a lender bank to the Pentagon.

Poor farmers are losing assistance.

The cost of prescription drugs (oops!) is billions more than projected.

Bush has given Israel a green light to destroy Iran’s nuclear program.

China, Russia, Syria and Iran are becoming allies.

Where in the hell is Osama bin Laden?

Bush is still the Great Prevaricator.

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