WMDS IN IRAQ

WMDS IN IRAQ

By Mad Plato

“Today the Pentagon revealed how “wardrobe malfunction” could have added to the already bad intelligence about WMDS in Iraq. No specifics have been made public yet, but White House insiders have hinted that the First Lady was involved in the wardrobe malfunction, as well as one of President Bush’s pet dogs, and that a very large brassiere was seen on the White House front lawn prior to the preemptive war.”