BUSH’S
By Mad Plato
Mad Plato has just learned that the bulge on Bush’s back was indeed an electronic receiver, but not for receiving signals from outer space…at least not from NEAR Earth SPACE. It certainly was not a hookup to that Earth alien Karl Rove.
It was a direct link to the Almighty God. Allah is great! And he has been telling Bush what to say.
Let’s just say that God was a little off-key during the debates. Especially debate #1. Bush may have been making most of his funny faces at God, and not at John Kerry.
None of the big news media are touching this bulge-thing. But be wary of the bulge. Be wary of a War President who must have his thinking done via an electronic device. He just might get the wrong number at the wrong time in the wrong place. Oh, right. This has already happened.
Stay tuned and watch your…I mean the commander-in-chief’s back.
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