IF AN ALIEN HAD ANY HAIR
By Mad Plato
Today it was revealed that Rep. Tom Delay might be an alien. Rumors have been in the air that this might be the case.
Sam Donaldson has frightful hair and a Star-Trek Vulcan appearance, but Mr. Delay’s countenance could scare the hair off of any alien (if an alien had any hair.)
The American public is now clamoring for a Congressional investigation to determine whether Mr. Delay is indeed from this planet.
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